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49 Greatest Conversation Starters

Sunday, February 27th, 2011

49 Greatest Conversation Starters

Here are the 49 Greatest Conversation Starters ever! We’ve trawled the entire internet, and spent way too many hours, hand-picking each one of these conversation starters. Enjoy + share.

# 1 – Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?

# 2 – Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

# 3 – How come cats butts go up when you pet them?

# 4 – Can you blow a balloon up under water?

# 5 – If pro and con are opposites, wouldn’t the opposite of progress be congress? (more…)

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Funny Conversation Starters: Top 5 Emergency Conversation Igniters

Thursday, February 24th, 2011

Funny Conversation Starters

Here are 5 funny conversation starters. Whether you’re trying to break the tension of nobody speaking, or doing your best to impress your hot date, stick some of the questions below in your banter box for emergency use.

The following funny conversation starters are not in any particular order; everyone has a different sense of humour so we’ve just selected the 10 best for you!

#1 – Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? (follow-up question would be, “how come you actually had to sing it to test it out?)

#2 – How come only your fingers and toes get prune in the shower – but nothing else does? (more…)

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Funny Conversation Starters

Tuesday, February 22nd, 2011

Funny Conversation Starters

So you want funny conversation starters? Okay, you got it!

This is not only a starter, but a whole script, and quite possibly an ending too.

Right, whatever the situation is, whether you’re a guy trying to meet a girl, a girl trying to meet a guy or just dying for something to say to break the tension between you and the weirdo next to you on the bus – this will work.

Say exactly what you are thinking and doing at that exact time. So if you’re a guy trying to talk to a girl, go up to her and say, “hi, I’m trying to start a conversation with you right now, I really don’t know what to say, but I read an awesome article on a website that said it was a good idea to start a conversation this way”. Now, two outcomes… (more…)

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